Derek over at Sneaker Politics sent these to me. Pretty funny, except I’ve been hit by two cars in the last three weeks on my bike. (Keep an eye out for me and LBC Rob Gonzalez’ “Tour de Long Beach” article next issue.) The car always wins in car vs bike confrontations, but when you pop someone’s helmet off with the impact while driving on the wrong side of the road, you’ve probably killed them and you’re probably looking down the barrel of a minimum of 15 years.

More Motivation after the jump!

On another note, I’m getting sick of seeing all the articles from the Sneaker Issue displacing my mundane rants about trivial shit. You’re trampling my ego! Seriously, slow down on the posts, Vapors Staff, whoever you are! I’m the only person on staff, so who’s posting all of these stories? Is there another staff member in a computer lab in India that I don’t know about?