I always used to say that having a Rock Band drum kit in your living room was the most effective form of birth control on the planet. I was dead fucking wrong. This shit is a digital magic panty remover! Part deux doesn’t offer much more than the previous version, but the new library of [...]

In The Force Unleashed you play as Galen Marek, aka Starkiller, the secret apprentice of Darth Vader looking to eliminate the last remaining Jedi. When this game was demoed at E3, people were salivating. Amazing graphics. A fucking STAR WARS plot line that involved using The Force! Oh man, this one had nerdgasm written all [...]

I like hockey games. I have to, I’m Canadian—deport me. NHL 2K9 is also the most fun I have had playing a hockey game since NHL ‘93 for the Sega Genesis, which was immortalized by that bloated jerk Vince Vaughn in Swingers.

The new Samsung Series 9 TVs are the best thing to happen to television since Baywatch. The LED backlit series fires at 120hz, features 1,000,000 to 1 dynamic contrast ratios, touch of color design and the ability to access RSS feeds. They have also incorporated a new technology that they claim will actually shut off [...]

The phrase “iPhone killer” gets tossed around a lot these days. But really, nothing compares. Well, except for the HTC Touch Diamond. It has all the extras that people slurp the iPhone for, like YouTube and music, yeah, but get this: it actually makes calls, and you can truly hear the other person. The touchscreen [...]

The high-end camera market is finally chilling out after being way overpriced for the last few years. The options between a point-and-shoot and a bank-breaking DSLR were limited. Well, the 12.3 megapixel Nikon D90 is the perfect midrange camera. It snaps 4.5 frames a second (I don’t know what you’ll do with that .5 frame) [...]

This game is literally unlike anything that has ever come before it. It’s an evolution game. (Sarah Palin, put your fingers in your ears and look away while chanting “lalalalala.”) Create your single-celled organism, and watch it grow into an entire civilization. Once your society has grown, using the Spore Creature Creator you can create [...]