In addition to Joe Six-Pack, Joe The Dumber Plumber, Ralph The Roofer, Larry The Lumberjack, Gary The Garbage Man, Timmy The Tile Layer, Stan The Man, Jimmy The Greek, and other such ridiculous Republican stereotypes of Americana, I present Vapors’ good friend Tina The DJ, aka DJ Tina T. She’s got the tables on lock, [...]

Hello my name is… DJ Tina T. I was raised in… Seattle, Washington. And the reason that you’re reading about me is… Because you might see me DJ at some point and I just wanted to introduce myself ☺. I am inspired by… People, music, movies, basically everything around me—good and bad. Music is my… [...]

Hello, my name is… Candice Clarke aka Cando I was raised in… The ghettos of Irvine, CA, but not before I jumped between the Philippines and Japan. OK, you’re right, there are no ghettos in Irvine, but it was the not-as-expensive part of town. The reason that you’re reading about me is… Because I’m the [...]