LA tastemaker/restauranteur Steven Arroyo (Malo, GOAT, Stork, 750ml) and sometimes Vapors contributor Curtis Kulig are opening some kind of store/gallery on 3rd Street near the Beverly Center in LA. For the grand opening show/party, Curtis recruited some of his best buds and favorite artists–a pretty impressive list including Shepard Fairey, “Haculla” Harif Guzman, Bigfoot, Anthony Lister, Chris Pastras, Skullphone, Killpixie, David Browne, and Rick Rodney. It’s a pretty unique spot they’ve got, so this should be dope. Get your Dewar’s on.

But honestly I’m not into Hyde, and as a young and pretty coke-hole (think names like Lindsay and Cisco) I think it’s an unusual choice for an art afterparty. But since I flaked on Curtis’ b-day at Hyde, I hereby promise to appear at Hyde. But I only promise to buy one $15 Jack and Coke.