Hello, my name is…
Yak Ballz.

I was raised in…
Flushing, Queens, NY.

The reason that you’re reading about me is…
Because I’m an MC who makes progressive hip-hop music and I have a new album out called Scifentology II on FloSpot Records.

Right now I’m working on…
Getting this show on the road.

The first thing I do in the morning is…
Check my email on my phone.

The last thing I do at night is…
Brush my fangs with an electric toothbrush and wash my face.

My momma always said…
Don’t take a bigger bite than you can chew.

I love it when people…
Create and produce something fresh and unique to themselves.

I hate it when people…
Walk around or are around me barefoot, possibly in flip-flops like it’s all good when they have ugly feet.

If you ever see me walking down the street…
I’ll probably look like I don’t know where I’m going.

If I had to say sorry it would be because I…
Have a hard time letting it go.

Yo, you see this scar, I got this when I…
Fell off my chrome Dyno VFR and a piece of glass stopped my fall underneath my hand.

Future projects and plans…
Touring Scifentology II, working on my next record, and recording a record with my group, the Weathermen.

And before I leave I’d like to give a shout out to…
Scifen, Cardboard City, TCK, the Weathermen and Hidden Track TV.