Hello my name is… Chris Marsol

Aka… The Black Mamba….oh wait that’s taken.

I was raised in… Hayward, CA

The reason that you’re reading about me is…You’re bored and want to live vicariously through me?

Right now I’m working on…my muscles…..oh and putting a band together.  But mainly my muscles.

But I’d rather be…already buff and veiny

My most prized possessions are…my Les Paul Guitar and my Mesa Boogie Amp.

But I’d give it all away for…Those AVATAR 3-D glasses.  Cool!

The first thing I do in the morning is…Yawn and scratch my ass

The last thing I do at night is…Yawn and scratch my ass.

My momma always said…”If you can’t remember, it wasn’t that important”

I love it when people…Sneeze and then shake my hand

I can’t stand when people…merge onto on-coming traffic at like half the speed limit so you can get rear-ended.

The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen is…A Woman’s orgasm. Seriously J

The ugliest thing I’ve ever seen is…A man’s?

I am what I drive, which is…about 150 yards so far but still workin on my golf game.

If you ever see me walking down the street…Kiss me….but only if you have breasts

My most notable run-in with the law…a drunken night involving multiple bouncers, vomit, 4 girls, a turtle-neck and a wife-beater.  Long story

If I had to say sorry it would be because…I try not to do things where I’ll have to apologize ‘cause I hate doing it!

The last time I swore I’d never drink was after a night of…the MTV movie awards in LA.  Don’t remember much after Eminem performed….I do remember waking up at 5 the next morning  with a massive hangover tho!