Hello my name is…

Tony Simon AKA Blockhead.

I was raised in…

Greenwich Village, NYC.

The reason that you’re reading about me is…

Cause i’m trying desperately to sell records.

Right now I’m working on…

New music with Aesop Rock, new music with Illogic, and new music with Joanna Erdos.

But I’d rather be…

Playing basketball.

My most prized possessions are…

My laptop and my cassette collection.

But I’d give it all away for…

A million dollars? (probably much less…)

The first thing I do in the morning is…

Check the internet and fart.

The last thing I do at night is…

Try and figure out how i’m gonna fall asleep tonight.

My momma always said…

I eat way too fast.

I love it when people…

Give me free things.

I hate it when people…

Talk out of their asses.

If you ever see me walking down the street…

Say hi, just don’t be weird about it.

My most notable run-in with the law…

A ticket for public drinking or a ticket for public urination, you decide.

If I had to say sorry it would be because…

You didn’t get the joke.

I get real aggro when…

When I play Scrabble.

The last time I swore I’d never drink was after a night of…

Hard core vomiting when I drank too much Captain Morgan’s rum and smoked hash.

And before I leave I’d like to give a shout out to…

Honest Tea’s Honey Green Tea. I fucking love you.