Hello my name is…

Dylan Richards

Aka…

King Cannibal, although some people may be familiar with my other alter-ego ‘ZILLA’

I was raised in…

The rainy streets of South London.

The reason that you’re reading about me is…

My press people know how to go to work. I have an album coming out on Ninja Tune on Sept 29^th titled Let The Night Roar.

Right now I’m working on…

A remix for 3 Little Words by Frankmusik, a new project with Bong-Ra and thinking of ideas for my next album.

But I’d rather be…

There is nothing I’d rather be doing!  Plenty things I SHOULD be doing, but sleep can wait. Hygiene is often over rated too.

My most prized possessions are…

My record & dvd collections. Genre-piece obscurity for life. I need to get back to New York to visit Kims. Best DVD store ever.

But I’d give it all away for…

Grooverider getting back to buisness, re-launching Prototype Recordings and releasing Dom & Roland’s VIP remix of Boymerang – Still. Either that or soundtracking Crank 3.

The first thing I do in the morning is…

Check my emails. Yes, terrible isn’t it.

The last thing I do at night is…

Hit play on the DVD. The director commentary was made for bedtime listening, that and Mystery Science Theatre 3000 . Anything too scary and my girlfriend has nightmares. No Argento at bedtime for me.

My momma always said…

“Why can’t you make records like that Daniel Beddingfield? He had a big hit and made music in his bedroom like you.”

I love it when people…

Are creative.

I can’t stand when people…

Too much to mention for this one. Lets kick off with 1) Don’t see past the hype and 2) eat noisily.

The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen is…

The dancefloor getting trashed due to a mosh pit, dubstep ones are particularly fun.  One of these days I WILL play some Pantera in one of my sets.

Actually no, change that . Val Kilmer walking through the dance floor whilst Ceefax Acid was playing German drinking music and gabba beats whilst shouting in to the microphone at a Warp summer ball once.  That WAS beautiful.

The ugliest thing I’ve ever seen is…

The video to Nsync  – Pop. Don’t even try and youtube it, you could be sitting in Nasa’s control room and they wouldn’t have the processing power to keep up with the horrendous OTT edits. Its like someone threw on a strobe light during a showing of Batman & Robin on fast forward.

I am what I drive, which is…

A travel card (bus / rail pass). Christ knows what that makes me….  A slow run down, overly expensive necessity?

If you ever see me walking down the street…

Disregard your parables, I will not help you.

My most notable run-in with the law…

Shouting at the police for crawling behind me whilst I was walking home. Pretty tame, but if your good at what you do you shouldn’t have any notable run-ins!

If I had to say sorry it would be because…

I had a notable run in with the law.

The last time I swore I’d never drink was after a night of…

I can’t remember exactly, which is reason enough.