Hello my name is…
Colin Brickley.
Aka…
C-Bricks, C-Breeze, aka Ponyboy.
I was raised in…
The mean streets of Del Mar, California.
The reason that you’re reading about me is…
I’m living the dream. I have the responsibility of resurrecting one of the illest sneaker brands of all time.
I work for…
The love of the game. I mean who wants Jumpman when you gots the chevron?
Right now I’m working on…
Keeping the greatest wide receiver of our time looking fly.
But I’d rather be…
Matt Cassell than Tom Brady right now. Sorry Gisele.
The worst job I ever had was…
Being the draft coordinator for the Trailblazers in 1984. I mean who doesn’t draft a big man, right?
My most prized possessions are…
Those given out in the high school yearbook. “Best name for my car: The Third Base Mobile.”
But I’d give it all away for…
One month in the gym with Barry Bonds. I mean, I’m only looking to add 40 or 50 lbs of muscle, you know?
The first thing I do in the morning is…
Put on a tee shirt. Who wants to walk around completely naked?
The last thing I do at night is…
Lay out my tee shirt for the morning.
My mama always said…
I’d hit rock bottom one day and get an interview in Vapors.
I love it when people…
Throw away my business card before they’re out of sight.
I can’t stand when people…
Think plastic surgery looks real. I mean, c’mon, Meg Ryan, really?
The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen is…
My best friend’s daughter that looks exactly like me.
The ugliest thing I’ve ever seen is…
My best friend seeing the same thing.
I am what I drive, which is…
A 1997 pearl white Cadillac Deville. I traded 65 pairs of Nike Dunks for it, straight up. True story.
If you ever see me walking down the street…
Throw me $100. What the hell.
My beverage of choice is…
Wine spritzer, because Zima is getting too hard to find.
The last time I swore I’d never drink was after a night of…
No, I can’t go back there.
Future projects and plans include…
Getting Randy Moss in the end zone as many times as possible.
And before I leave I’d like to give a shout out to…
The guy who knocked up Bristol Palin.
