What could be fresher than a board named after Vapors Magazine and featuring Futura’s art?!? I’m kidding, of course. But the Vapor is certainly Burton’s slickest stick—they even call it their “dream machine.” It has all the gimmicky, trademarked bullet points you could ever want, like Carbon Vaporskin Lite™, Grip and Rip™ Edge Tune, Multizone EGD™, and a bunch more shit that means diddle until you ride it. What you really need to know is that Burton is the granddaddy of all snowboard companies (in a couple of ways), and this super light, top of the line piece of art will make you look like you really know what you’re doing, or else like you’re a kook with a whole lot of cake, because it’ll cost you $1000 to carry this out the door. Watch out for rocks.