I was raised in…
Massachusetts State Prison.

The reason that you’re reading about me is…
Because my life is more interesting than yours—when you get my attention then I’ll start reading about you. I’ve been providing content to all your favorite blogs and magazines since 2004. I created weeklydrop.com, the only podcast that ever mattered. I’m affiliated with every major brand, shop, and press outlet. Now I’m at Wieden + Kennedy stunting harder on an international scale at arguably the most prestigious ad agency on the planet.

Right now I’m working on…
Renaming and repositioning an upscale clothing line, and a campaign for the movie Coraline which comes out February ‘09. This place is like an idea factory: you think it up, put it on the wall and it happens. I’m also filming documentaries about shit you didn’t even know you were into.

I’ve worked with…
Do interviews count? Juelz Santana, Bobby Hundreds, Jeff Staple, Bun B, Helly Hansen, Nike, Burton, Stash, Gabriel Urist, Claw$, Peter Fahey, Incase, Mister Cartoon, Sneaker Freaker, DUB Magazine. Oh, and those things I did for Karmaloop TV.

My most prized possessions are…
Artwork my friends have given or traded over the years, Ryan Lombardi, Kenji Nakayama, Dana Woulfe. The page out of Dondi White’s sketchbook given to me by his brother Michael White. My first edition copy of Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. The movies I made with Iris last weekend. The internet.

The last thing I do at night is…
Check email.

I can’t travel without…
Cell phone.

I love it when people…
Are experts in their field, and you don’t have to second-guess their work, it’s just right the first time.

I can’t stand when people…
Accuse me of being Old Jeezy. He/she says some pretty hateful shit on there, and even said shit about me and weeklydrop about a year ago. What’s funny is people are convinced it’s me, but are such cowards they will never say it directly, they just run their mouths to their poser friends and cry in their pillows. Sometimes I wish it was me so I could be like, “Yeah I said it, do something!” Even though I think it’s hilarious and may share similar views, unfortunately it’s not me. Talk shit about me for shit I’m actually guilty of, there’s enough of it.

I have too many…
Fake-ass friends that wish they were me.

I don’t have enough…
Time.

I spend too much money on…
Dirty martinis with Beefeater, gasoline, parking, food.

I don’t look good in…
Church and hipster jeans.

I look really good in…
That’s a loaded question. Thanks. I’ve been told I look especially good in the mirrors at the Mondrian Hotel. I’m pretty cute on Lear Jets.

The ugliest thing I’ve ever seen is…
Have you ever been to Bike Week in Laconia? Or met anyone from Fitchburg?

Things on my to-do list…
Another Nike sneaker design, get a new camera, win a One Show award for my Super Bowl ad. Being on “Deadliest Catch” next season on Captain Sig Hansen’s boat, the Northwestern.

I am what I drive, which is…
Fuck, if I knew that I would never have got it! 2007 Toyota FJ Cruiser.

If you ever see me walking down the street…
Say what’s up. If you think I’m Old Jeezy then try to fire on me. If you want the greatest day of your life then follow me.

My most notable run-in with the law…
Are you kidding me? How about the last run in? My car got hit with a golf ball in Washington. I was fighting with Iris in the passenger seat and BLAM! It almost smashed the windshield. So we go to the golf course and the manager wants me to go talk to the group of Chicanos that hit the ball. Some little white kid snitched them out, he was like “Yeah it was them, they were pointing and laughing.” So the manager calls the police to “prevent” any issues, but instead calls it in as a huge brawl and two state troopers, two regular cops, and a narcotics agent show. It was funny, they were expecting a gang war and all they got was a dent from a golf ball.

I lose control when…
I get bad service at a restaurant… It’s your fucking job, it’s not hard, and if I don’t tip you 20 percent I’m the scumbag? Do your fucking job and everyone is happy.

The last time I swore I’d never drink was after…
Bam Margera’s bachelor party: free vodka Red Bulls and a $420 lap dance.

You can catch me…
At Ron Tom’s off Burnside, or Clyde Common if you’re buying.

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