The good people at Emerica are either so charitable they want us all to get our shot at having our own signature tee, or their art team is so out of ideas they have resorted to packaging “contests” as their next creative well for t-shirt designs. Either way, it’s genius—in a Tom Sawyer whitewashing the fence sort of way.

Send your very own Enron looking crooked E interpretation here by December 3, and you could be looking a three fresh pairs of shoes, along with five t-shirts bearing your very design! Plus, they may even mass produce your shirt down the line.

My favorite part was this: “Graphics to avoid: Do not submit any entries containing the words “God Bless Emerica” or depict an American flag with Emerica Triangle logos in place of the stars. Another cliché to avoid is the Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon graphic with a Triangle logo prism.”

Damn, I worked all night on that prism.