Dyrdek had a mini horse, but it was a mean little bastard that bit and kicked. I think it might’ve been cooler if Rob had bought one of these mini cows. They stand no taller than a large German shepherd, give 16 pints of milk a day, keep the lawn trimmed, and will be a great family pet for years before moving on to the grill. Just think of the mini burgers. Cute and tasty.