[I've been informed that this is invite only and that I had to take down the invitation flyer or face the music. Sorry if you missed the info. You snooze, we both lose.]

This is Bono’s brand, I’m sure he’s going to be working the counter. I bet he’ll gladly take off his purple Bvlgari sunglasses and let you know if you look better in jeans with or without whiskers. Maybe not.