At first I thought this was trickery (in the sense of being fake), but then I realized that these kids have a bunch of videos on YouTube. I like their calmness, like it’s so routine.

If you could make money scratching records, these kids would be rich. Unfortunately they’re not B-list celebrities, so they probably won’t get the good paying gigs in LA and Vegas. Then again, they won’t have to expose their genitals to paparazzi, either.