Look Daggers sounds rad: Mars Volta keyboardist Ikey Owens teaming with L.A. underground rap hero 2Mex of Visionaries. Since I like Mars Volta and 2Mex, this is like the best of both worlds. (Which reminds me: remember Best of Both Worlds, the Jay-Z x R Kelly album? That must be one of the worst albums ever. “Jigga, Kelly, not guilty…” Hahaha…) Anyway, since this album doesn’t involve any hyper-inflated egos or statutory rape cases hanging around its neck, it ought to be that much better. It’s due out September 30.

God I love using X to denote any kind of combination. If I ever get married, it’ll have to have “PJC X Mary Jane Rottencrotch LE Exclusive” on the invites–only 10 will be made to keep the guppies off the trail. (And don’t get your panties in a bunch, feminists; MJ Rottencrotch is a joke from Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket.)