Prodigy’s prison blog is always an entertaining read into some illa rilla shit, always written in all caps. Here are just a couple of examples.

“WHATS GOOD G’Z MAN I’VE SEEN SOME VERY WILD SHIT OVER THE WEEKEND IN THIS SHIT HOLE. A FEW SLASHINGS, COUPLE OF STABBINGS AND 2 HEAD CASES OR “M.O’S” (AS THEY CALL EM’ IN JAIL). THEY TRY ALL KINDS OF WAYS TO KILL THEMSELVES INSTEAD OF SERVING THEIR TIME. I WON’T GET INTO ALL THE GORY DETAILS, BUT IT WAS REAL BLOODY AND CRAZY NASTY. ONE OF MY HOMIES THAT WORKS CLEAN-UP IN MY COMPLEX, HAD TO CLEAN ALL THE BLOOD. JUST PUT IT LIKE THIS, I SAW HIM WALK PASS MY CELL AT LEAST 5 TIMES…”

jz1 540x382 PRODIGY: SALES ARE DOWN? NO: FANS ARE CLOWNS!!!

“LOOK AT J.Z., IN THE PICTURE AT THE TOP OF THIS BLOG. IS THAT REPRESENTING B.K. TO THE FULLEST? I THINK NOT. JAY Z HAS PROVEN TIME AND AGAIN THAT IS BRANCH NEEDS TO BE CLIPPED. HE’S NOT ALONE AND I’M NOT DISCRIMINATING. WHOEVER IS NOT PROMOTING A PURE WAY OF LIFE, IT’S TIME TO GO. YOU ARE POISIONING THE REST OF US AND ESPECIALLY THE YOUTH. THEY FIRED JERRY MCGUIRE FOR SAYING SIMILAR THINGS, BUT HE BELIEVED IN HIS MISSION AND SO DID HIS SUPPORTERS. THEY WON AT THE END AND SO WILL WE!!!! I’M MAKING IT COOL TO BE NATURAL-BE YOURSELF. NOT THE IMAGE OF THE BEAST.

J.Z. IS A FOLLOWER. HE FOLLOWS THE LATEST TRENDS. WHATEVER’S NEW HE FOLLOWS IT, SO HE CAN CLAIM HE STARTED SOMETHING.

PRODIGY IS A LEADER. I GO IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. I CHOOSE MY OWN PATH. I WAS ONCE LOST, BUT NOW I AM FOUND. AND, I WILL HELP TO GUIDE OTHERS, BUT THEY MUST BELIEVE THAT I KNOW THE WAY. IT PAINS THEM TO SOON HAVE TO ADMIT THAT PRODIGY IS RIGHT. WATCH HOW MANY RAPPERS LIKE J.Z. ARE ABOUT TO FOLLOW MY PATH, BUT THEY WILL RESIST FOR AS LONG AS THEY CAN.

SEE Y’ALL AT THE CROSSROAD.”

That Jigga photo is straight Bozo! At least the Crooks & Castles dudes will be glad to see him rockin’ their sunglasses.

One Response to “PRODIGY: “SALES ARE DOWN? NO: FANS ARE CLOWNS!!!””

  1. Yo Mama said on

    Prodigy, you’re in jail. You automatically get an L. You can’t rep BK to the fullest behind bars my ninja!

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