Describe your first bike.

I got my first bike in the fourth grade in like 1992. It was a chrome Robinson SST 20”. I went to my parents’ house two years ago to grab the bike out of their garage; turns out my dad sold it at a flea market for like 40 bucks. Never win.

Describe your current bike.

There are a few, but the main ride is a murdered-out 2003 Bianchi Pista Concept. The stock parts are the frame, fork and headset. The wheels are Velocity Fusions laced to Phil Wood hubs. 32 H laced radial in the front, 36 H laced 3 cross in the back with an EAI Superstar cog. 46 x 17 gearing. Sugino 75 bottom bracket and crankset. Thomson stem and seatpost. Answer bars and Kashimax Aero seat. HKK Vertex chain, MKS Custom Nuevo Pedals and Toshi Double Straps.

Why do you bike?

I guess chicks think it’s cute?

Who would win in a fight between Lance Armstrong and Lance Mountain?

Lance Mountain has more balls, but Lance Armstrong can get ’roids. So I’ll say a draw.

How come you don’t wear a helmet?

My shampoo sponsor said that if I wore a helmet, my contract would be terminated.