Describe your first bike.
Huffy Pro Thunder, red on white.
Describe your current bike.
24 inches strong.
Why do you bike?
’Cause when I was little I couldn’t put girls on my skateboard.
Why do you think razor scooters never made it big?
They ain’t big? You know anybody that wants to buy a collection for cheap?
What’s your sign?
Middle finger up.
Who would win in a fight between Lance Armstrong and Lance Mountain?
Well, Armstrong can take a kick to the nuts, so he gets odds.
What’s the greatest bike song ever?
“Pass the 40” by Black Sheep. “Don’t sleep on the side thinkin’ I’m easy to beat/’Cause I’ll be up in that ass like a bike seat.”
How come you don’t wear a helmet?
What? I always wear protection.
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Friends, can you assist? A buddy of mine is considering getting themselves a new cbr 1000 as their first bike! They have never rode anything else before! I did say this is definitely not a very good idea for the first one, but they are adamant! What do you think, is this ok and would u then just recommend good training lessons?