The people behind PJE are nice enough, but having every C-list celebrity holding up your tees is not validating your brand–it’s just corny. Seriously, look at their home page. Great, you went to an event party. These folks are at every single one, ’cause they can’t miss a single opportunity to have their picture taken, and you gave them a shirt.

On another note, Kim Kardashian’s ass is amazing and huge. I bet it feels and reacts like a waterbed. Must be fun.

I promise this is the last bit of yellow celebrity journalism I will ever post.