Hello my name is…
Ladonnis Crump
Aka…
Donny Sunshades, aka Donny the Dunk Punk, aka tha freshest thing on air since the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. But everyone just calls me Donnis.
I was raised in…
Atlanta, Georgia, home of the Waffle House, Dungeon Family, and the illest strip clubs in the world. Trust.
The reason your reading about me is…
Because I’m the future of hip-hop.
Right now I’m working on…
Making sure that people remember Atlanta for more than just snappin’, leanin’ and Supermannin’ hoes.
But I’d rather be…
Not having to remind you how dope Atlanta music is—Kilo Ali, OutKast, Goodie Mob, Ludacris, T.I., me. Hmmm, yeah, we’re pretty good.
My most prized possesions are…
My family and my gift of gab—I can talk my way out of anything.
The first thing I do in the morning is…
Jump on the computer, hit Bossip, Concrete Loop, CNN, and my MySpace page. I know what you’re thinkin’, “Damn, brush ya teeth.”
The last thing I do at night is…
Plan my global takeover and pick out what I’m gonna wear the next day. I mean, if you’re gonna take over the globe, why not do it fashionably?
I love it when people…
Mention me next to emcees I respect. You know, Andre 3000, Cee-Lo, people of that nature.
I can’t stand when people…
Hate on me because I had sex with a girl they like. I’m sure it happened years ago. Let me live.
The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen is…
The woman.
The ugliest thing I’ve ever seen is…
Greed.
If you ever see me walking down the street…
Don’t scream, “It’s (insert your display name here) from MySpace!”
My most notabe run-in with the law was…
In 2001, aggravated assault with a weapon. The weapon was a chair and I’m really not for getting my ass whupped. I’m 5’7”, 140 pounds, I’m allowed weapons. The case was dismissed, yes sir.
If I had to say sorry…
It would be because I said something that hurt a girl’s feelings.
I lose control…
When I hear a dope-ass song from the ’80s or ’90s I haven’t heard in a while. When I was in Tokyo this DJ spun Digable Planets “Cool Like That” in his set; it was very hot. Later that evening I taught a bunch of Japanese kids the electric slide. It was a night to remember.
The last time I swore I’d never drink…
Was a night of big money spending. I went out with the owner of the Denver Broncos’ daughter, she had just turned 21. Her parents rented a limo/truck thing. I woke up late for work, went to work smelling like alcohol, and was close as hell to getting kicked out of the Air Force. But who needs the Air Force when you can rap, right?
Future plans include…
Releasing my album through a major label—can’t tell who, don’t wanna jinx it. Just watch out for me touring the globe with Million Dollar Mano and DJ Benzi.
And before I leave I’d like to give a shout out to…
Mr. McFly, Track-O-Holiks, Juanita Pu, EMG, Space Club Crew, Crump Family, Hollywood Holt, Million Dollar Mano, Jesse Lee, DJ Jayvon and all the other DJs and people who support Donnis and the Space Club movement.
