Describe your very first bike.

I really can’t remember because my Alzheimer’s has been kicking in. But I think it was a green Big Wheel, probably made by Huffy.

Describe your current bike.

I have a Cinelli Vigorelli frame that was relabeled to look like a Hutch Trick Star. It has some Phil Wood x Mash collab hubs and some cool tires.

Why do you bike?

It’s easier than running and a lot faster, too.

Why do you think razor scooters never made it big?

What do you mean?

If you had to pick one thing to ride the rest of your life, would it be bikes, skateboards, or girls?

That’s a tough one. I would say skateboards because girls can just ride me! Wait, that was corny.

How come you don’t wear a helmet?

Because I’m hardcore.