This is the kind of shit Dante Ross always calls “cornball city.” Chick is fine, yeah, but I don’t understand why people send me this kind of shit. I wouldn’t be dare be seen at an “ultra lounge,” especially in Anaheim, which is kinda the Queens of OC.

Can’t imagine how many dudes in Aldo’s, striped button-ups, and bootcut, faded jeans will be at this with their hair gelled up! Hahaah… Cornball city! Have fun in that leased BMW wearing True Religion denims.