Hello my name is…
Jason.

AKA…
Them Jeans.

I was raised in…
Huntington Beach, California.

The reason that you’re reading about me is…
I’m a DJ and I throw parties with Steve Aoki, and do some graphic design and remixes.

Right now I’m working on…
Stuff for people to rap to, and stuff for girls to listen to in their cars.

But I’d rather be…
Fishing.

My most prized possessions are…
BlackBerry, sunglasses, sweatpants.

But I’d give it all away for…
Four million dollars.

The first thing I do in the morning is…
Push it to the limit.

The last thing I do at night is…
Push the sleep timer on my TV remote.

My momma always said…
I like your hair, Jason.

I love it when people…
Give me free sunglasses with MP3 players built in.

I can’t stand when people…
Have bad vibes.

The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen is…
Burberry plaid interior on my old Cadillac.

If you ever see me walking down the street…
Don’t hit me with your car or throw food at my head.

My most notable run-in with the law…
Was jury duty.

The last time I swore I’d never drink was after a night of…
New Year’s Eve a couple years ago when I was wearing a blouse from the Bernie Mac show and fell on top of the turntables while I was DJing.

Future plans…
Try to DJ in faraway lands like Sweden and Japan, learn Farsi, become an Iron Chef, put something out on an actual record label, buy earplugs.

And before I leave I’d like to give a shout out to…
Dan Oh.