Hello, my name is…
wendy City aka Wendy aka Wendy Shitty aka Wendy Titty.

I was raised in…
Orange County where people still don’t know how to drive and every corner there’s a Pho 54, 74, 89.

The reason that you’re reading about me is…
Because I make asses shake and I bring all the boys to the yard.

Right now I’m working on…
My weeklies…”Loose” at the Vine Bar in Hollywood with DJ Pubes, Date Day, and special guest DJs every Wednesday and Crash Mansion Downtown Los Angeles every Friday with House Of Cassette, The Elsewhere Crew, and special guest performances…oh wha…

The first thing I do in the morning is…
Hit the snooze.

The last thing I do at night is…
Check the alarm.

My momma always said…
I should take my vitamins.

I love it when people…
Give me presents.

I hate it when people…
Don’t give me presents.

If you ever see me walking down the street…
Act like I’ve known you for years.

My most notable run-in with the law…
Was jay-walking.

If I had to say sorry it would be because I…
I made your stomach hurt from laughing so much.

Yo, you see this scar, I got this when I…
Spilled boiling hot water. This happened when I was preparing my favorite dish…Cup O’Noodles…small price to pay for a great meal.

The last time I swore I’d never drink was after a night of…
I don’t even drink, man.

Future projects and plans…
Escape the wild life.

And before I leave I’d like to give a shout out too…
My top 8!! Holler!