Hello, my name is…
Jason Goldwatch

I was raised in…
CA.  All day.  Reppin it, party time, excellent.

The reason that you’re reading about me is…
I make left-field hotshit, and I pay a publicist a bunch of money.

Right now I’m working on…
Damian Marley, Dilated Peoples, Young Buck, Aceyalone.  Higher awareness, sobriety, a photo book, and most of all my whip game.

The first thing I do in the morning is…
Trip on my dreams.

The last thing I do at night is…
Thank the crowd.

My momma always said…
“Knock you out?”…or…”Say what you mean and mean what you say, Jason.”

I love it when people…
Make racist jokes.

I hate it when people…
Prove them true.

If you ever see me walking down the street…
Just Jenny from the block to me.

If I had to say sorry it would be because I…
Enjoy red meat and try and incorporate midgets into every dream sequence I’ve ever done.

Yo, you see this scar, I got this when I…
Fought off a gang of gypsies in Istanbul.

Future projects and plans…
Fill the gaping hole between YouTube and movie theaters, photograph it all, travel the earth, and avenge the death of my master.

And before I leave I’d like to give a shout out to…
DECONMEDIA.COM, Mike Giant, Peter Beard, Martin Scorsese, Spike Jonze, Hype, Charlie Kaufman, Jamal Shabaz, Ben Davis, Venice Beach, Block, B+, the Internet, Spell Check, Michael Jordan, Easy muthafuckin E, Guns N Roses, LSD, Terrence Mckenna, THUNDER BOLT KREW, all bombers, all mischief makers, caller number 10, and my moms.