Hello my name is…
Graham Funke. Yup, that’s my government name.

I was raised in…
Los Angeles, California.

But I’m now in…
Las Vegas.

The reason you’re reading about me is…
DJ-du-jour. Print anthropologist. hACkTOR.

Right now I’m working on…
Trabajo mix CD Tour with Dj Stonerokk. Check out thecoipond.com/trabajo, you won’t be disappointed.

But I’d rather be…
Like Robert Evans or Anton Szandor LaVey and Bob Guccione with Roger Vadim; also Ernest Tidyman à la Emilio Pucci via Walt Frazier.

My most prized possessions are…
Vintage sunglasses collection. Some faves: Porsche 5620, Alpina Goldwings, Phantom Silhouettes, Cazal 902 Targa.

But I’d give it all away for…
An emotional breakthrough. Or some krugerrands.

The first thing I do in the morning is…
French press.

The last thing I do at night is…
French kiss.

My momma always said…
Family first.

I love it when people request…
Main Source. But that doesn’t ever happen.

I hate it when people request…
Daft Punk. Uh, you just discovered them? “Around The World,” people.

If you ever see me walking down the street…
Ackrite.

My most notable run-in with the law…
I was detained in South Korea for “impersonating a military official.”

If I had to say sorry it would be because…
I knew I was wrong and convinced you I wasn’t.

I am what I drive, which is…
1987 Chevy Monte Carlo SS Aerocoupe.

Future projects and plans…
Official Playboy Club Mix CD Tour: one bus, 10 Playboy Bunnies, and
Graham Funke.

And before I leave I’d like to give a shout out too…
The Captains Of Industry™, “Your favorite DJ’s favorite DJs™.”