Hello, my name is…
Greg Selkoe aka Jimi Cinnamon Throat.
I was raised in…
Boston, JP in the house! Same neighborhood as Donna Summers, Michael Bivens, and Joey Macintyre from the New Kids.
The reason that you’re reading about me is…
’Cause I founded and run a little website called Karmaloop.com.
Right now I’m working on…
Karmalooptv.com.
The first thing I do in the morning is…
Murder it.
The last thing I do at night is…
Kiss my girl, my dogs, and my cats.
My momma always said…
Greg, you ruined Christmas.
I love it when people…
Doubt and hate ’cause it feels so much better when you achieve something if you prove people wrong.
I hate it when people…
Take shit too seriously. Have some fun, lighten the fuck up, feel some rubs, enjoy life.
If you ever see me walking down the street…
You will be on the same street as I am.
My most notable run-in with the law…
When Karmaloop started, we worked in rat-infested offices shared with a crazy drunk guy and we got raided by the police and fire department because they thought a bomb went off in our warehouse but it was really this knucklehead who worked for me, knocking the bricks out of a bricked-in window with a sledgehammer in the middle of the day. All the bricks hit the floor at once and it sounded like a bomb to the people in the Wendy’s below us, so they called the fire department and police department who busted down the door to our warehouse which was above the Wendy’s. The cops and fire department saw all the clothes and thought we had some kind of shady sweatshop operation and called in all sorts of other city workers—it was a fuckin mess—they were grilling me. We finally convinced them that we were not sweatshop but they hit us with crazy fines ’cause our landlord was basically keeping the place like a slum, but we just sent the bills on to him.
If I had to say sorry it would be because I…
I have ADD and I am not paying attention to you.
Yo, you see this scar, I got this when I…
Was attacked by a crazy German shepherd in a small village outside of Moscow—this is no joke—this crazy mofo dog that was my girl’s uncle’s tried to kill me. I was trapped in a small yard with a 10-foot fence all around; I stuck my hand out for it to smell and it chomped down on my hand; maybe I shouldn’t have eaten those rabbit pimeni with my hands! I yanked my hand out and blood started squirting all over the place. Then the dog lunged at my throat, luckily I blocked it with my arm, but it ripped a big chunk out of my arm. I kicked it in the stomach several times while it was latched onto my arm, pulled free, ran, then it bit me in the ass. Luckily her cousin heard the commotion and ran outside and gave the dog the secret command to stop attacking. I would have been in big trouble. Let’s just say the hospitals in Russia suck!
The last time I swore I’d never drink was after a night of…
Staying awake for three days.
Future projects and plans…
Karmalooptv.com.
And before I leave I’d like to give a shout out too…
My girl DinaSki, Wil Penus, Holland “Daze,” Gio Cubana, Blaked, Dennis the Kid, Redd Foxx, “Donkey Free” Daouda, Clinton Sparks, Anando, Masano, Alejandro, Triptin, RawCash, Sophie, Renada, Free, Baldy, Jackee & Bear, MastaLegal, Pitch Control, and all my homies in the Bean and beyond…don’t be a donkey and don’t change!
