Hello, my name is…
Eric Ernest Johnson.

I was raised in…
Los Angeles, California.

The reason that you’re reading about me is…
I’m a late bloomer, the revolution has just begun.

Right now I’m working on…
Paintings, poetry, music.

The first thing I do in the morning is…
Go back to bed, try and finish my dream.

The last thing I do at night is…
Thank the gods, and kiss my wife.

My momma always said…
“Your lifestyle is coming to a screeching halt!”

I love it when people…
Get naked in public.

I hate it when people…
Litter.

If you ever see me walking down the street…
Introduce yourself, I’m friendly.

If I had to say sorry it would be because I…
Eat meat.

Yo, you see this scar, I got this when I…
Was nine and ate 52 Tootsie Rolls and popped my appendix.

Future projects and plans…
Have kids, and drag them all over the world with me, “my lil roadies.”

And before I leave I’d like to give a shout out to…
Phil Ochs, “You were right, war is OVER!!!”